AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Boy, that was quick.

I was just getting used to the idea of having a computer again, figuring I had at least a couple of days to enjoy life. And then WHAM! Right before we leave for a piano lesson, the phone rings. I'm powdering my nose (metaphorically -- look, I may be a hothead, but I have occasional moments of delicacy, okay?), and I hear my son yell, "Hey! It's APPLE calling!"

Oh, man.

My husband's now waiting with bated breath to grab my little woogum and drag it off to the scary place, but I told him I need to generate a random number first. We have, let's see...nine contestants. Okay. Hang on just a second.

Okay, okay, I'm hurrying! Sheesh.

And it's --

Michele, Mom of 8!

I am the worst person in the world to do this kind of thing, because immediately I start feeling really bad for everyone else. But I did get some other Darwin stuff from various publishers, so I'd like to have another giveaway when Sofonisba comes back from the shop. Kind of a celebration.

(What -- you guys don't name your computers? I'm the only one? Huh.)

Anyway: Michele -- email your mailing address to:

Deborah @ 2ds dot org

See you all when I get back to the electronic planet...